This gif set is so perfect for Wookiewuv. I’m not even joking. You can rent cats while you run your cat farm.
that cart.
Meet Milo. He has no fur, but I still love him
Me: you silly cat you aren’t a registered voter
My cat, yelling: meow
Me: such a silly cat not partaking in democracy
My cat, yelling louder: meow
Me: you are so silly
My cat who just wants me to feed her: M E O W
FEED HER AND HELP HER REGISTER ONLINE
SHE MAY BE ENTITLED TO FREE COMPENSATION
EVERY. INDIVIDUAL. CAT. IS.
cat: walks by
me: what a cute cat
cat: sneezes
me: this cat is amazing
cat: literally lays around doing nothing of note
me: i have never loved anything more than i love this cat
do u ever pet your cat while its standing on a blanket and start to feel your feline Charge Up under ur hand and suddenly ur cat is super staticy
me petting my cat: soft and squishy……soft and squishy…soft and squishy….. [suddenly feels static under my hand] sofT AND STATICY SOFT AND STATICY ELECTRIC CAT
“my cat from hell” cat owner: my cat is an agent of satan who derives pleasure from tormenting me. he has attacked me many times and killed two of my family members. he does not listen to reason, or accept any form of kindness. he knows only the tearing of flesh and the flowing of blood.
jackson galaxy: how often do you play with him?
cat owner: how often do i what
do u ever pet your cat while its standing on a blanket and start to feel your feline Charge Up under ur hand and suddenly ur cat is super staticy
me petting my cat: soft and squishy……soft and squishy…soft and squishy….. [suddenly feels static under my hand] sofT AND STATICY SOFT AND STATICY ELECTRIC CAT
Anonymous asked:
silverhawk answered:
I KNOW badgers are like the same size as cats mfldfs,,, if anything a cat like tigerclaw or lionheart might be larger than a badger
let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)
pros:
cons:
sassy-spocko
